cakelover | second cake. VIDEO/ACTION for viridian city.

[ Honey's sitting in front of a pretty large looking cake at a cafe in Viridian. This thing probably cost him an entire paycheck, if not two. Kan-chan the Kangaskhan is looking on with what can only be described as slight motherly disapproval, although this is pretty par for the course for Honey. ]

Hiiiiii everyone! I reached Viridian City, ne. And made some new friends along the way - Kan-chan, introduce Jin-chan! [ Well, okay. The Kangaskhan seems pacified by this instruction, and will shuffle forward to lift something out of her front pouch - a tiny, annoyed piplup. He doesn't seem to appreciate the mothering, but both Honey and Kan-chan ignore that. ] Say hello, Jin-chan! [ NO. Something else seems to be speeding around in the background... ] And that's Nina-chan, although she doesn't like to sit still!

[ But anyway back to the matter at hand... ] We're having a birthday party~! Today is the 28th, so I'm nineteen! Ah, although I was born on the 29th, this year isn't a leap year in this place...so, this is a one-cake birthday. Although it's not as big as the kind I normally get at home, I think this one looks good, too, don't you~?

[ ...How big is the cake he gets at home, though...

But no, that note about his age dropped, Honey will just finish this up, although the feed catches a last comment from him. ] Now, what piece do you want Kan-chan, Jin-chan, Nina-chan?

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What, were you on drugs like that stunted your growth like Gary Coleman?

I don't understand that reference~! But this is just my natural size, mister.

[Maybe the kid has some growth disorder, like Andre the Giant but the opposite.]

You sure you're not just six?

What's your name, anyway, kid?

I'm nineteen, ne~! Like I said!

I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka, but you can call me Honey if you like~! It's much cuter, right?

And what's your name, sir?

You must have a hell of a time driving.

[Holy hell is that a long string of something Asian] Mets you...meets... I'm not calling anybody honey.

Lieutenant Carter Blake. Philadelphia police.

I don't drive much, we have a driver~!

You can say it Hani if you prefer that!

It's nice to meet you, Carter-chan! So you're in law enforcement?

So you're a rich midget.

[That's closer to a reasonable name.]

Carter-what?

Yeah. Homicide.

My family is the Haninozuka clan, so yes~! I'm the first son and heir.

Carter-chan? [ This is going to end with just "Carter", isn't it? ]

Ah~! That's impressive, it is! I wonder if you could join the police force here...

A clan? You still have those?

[He has no idea what's the deal with the extra syllable] Close enough.

Nice to see somebody gives the force some respect.

I wouldn't fit in here. I don't have the green hair or the tits.

We do~! At least, my family does!

[ Someday he'll find out and grump? ]

The police force? Well, it's good to respect the authorities~! And you're right that all the police look really similar...Maaaaaa, how do they not confuse themselves?

[Oh, there will be grumping.]

Damn right it is. It's good to see somebody gets that.

No idea how they keep track. What are you making sheep noises at me for?

Eh? What sheep noises?

You baa'ed!

[don't deny it!]

[ He legitimately has to think about this and replay the convo... ]

Oh, "maaaaa"? That's just, like, ehhhhhhhhhh, or ahhhhhhhhhh.

Maybe if you're a barnyard animal.

[Something goes maa and bumps into Blake so the screen jounces. It angles down to show a Mareep looking offended.]

Or one of these.

Ah, maybe it's a Japanese thing...? I'm not sure!

[ But, distraction! ] Ah~! Who's this, then?

Must be. Who knows why people who make gameshows like that do anything.

[The Mareep hops to attention. Blake pats its wool with a hint of pride.]

Oh, that's McNulty.

Compared to American gameshows, I guess ours are pretty different!

[ He's not going to bother being offended. Instead he smiles at the Mareep. ]

Nice to meet you, McNulty-chan~! I'm Mitsukuni.

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